Wrightism

Wrightism is the worship of the founder of the Wright Corporation, Awstin. According to The Book of Wright, Awstin saved 281 kittens and puppies from the evil mongoose king, Rick during The Battle of Rong Corp. afterwards Awstin created the universe and mankind with the help of his army of *Magical* unicorns.

After the creation of the universe, Awstin and his army of *Magical* unicorns were hungry, and Awstin said "Let thar be pie". and there was pie. When Awtin was done with his pie, he created the beloved holiday, Wrightmas, which is celebrated on the fifth of september to remember the birth of Awstin and his contributions to the universe. Awstin then gave the great gift of a Doritos Tacos to mankind. Cool Ranch Tacos are a symbolic aspect of Wrightism; eaten not only during many per diem activities, but sacred rituals alike.

Wrightism has recently gained attension from United States citizens and is set to soon become a national religion. a study on Wrightism conducted in 2012 by Notreal Persona  shows that Wrightism is in fact historically acurate, contrary to popular belief. His study also shows that the more Wrightists there are in a community, the less likely you are to be murdered. The Book of Wright is....well....a book planned to be released by The Wright Corporation this summer telling "the truth about the creation of the Wright Corporation". The CEO of the Wright Corporation says "If my writers will hurry up their writing, it will be released this summer of 2013"